Assemble your crab people!
The claws come out in our South Park picks.
Did you know that the developers of South Park are board game nerds themselves? Take a peek at Kyle’s gaming shelf next episode and tell us which games you’ve played. The right answer could land you membership to either the exclusive Board Girls Gaming Club or the Dice Studz Group.
All fun facts aside, how fresh is your South Park trivia? Are you scared of Mormons? If you don’t teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how would they know? What did Cartman think he was getting for Christmas?
If you lose in any of these South Park favorites, you know what you gotta say.
Screw you guys, I’m going home!
GameCows Disclaimer: None of these games come with chili made from your parents. We don’t even know your parents.
🏆 Our Top Picks for Best South Park Board Games
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Best South Park Board & Card Games
We hope you enjoyed our list of the best South Park board games and card games! At 23 seasons and counting, it’s clear that South Park has been a massively sarcastic hit that was a formative part of the lives of a generation. Have you tried any of the games on this list? Did we miss any you’ve heard of? Drop a comment below and let us know. We’d love to hear from you!
Lurking deep in the dungeon is an intermediate board gamer, testing her luck in Clank! When Jess isn’t writing about board games, she’s probably at a gaming cafe learning the ropes of a new game or savagely harvesting wheat in Catan. Her favorite types of games are deck-building, strategy table toppers, or social deduction thrillers like Werewolf. If you don’t see her after dark, you know why.